Short rhymes for names. Funny rhymes for women's names
If your name is Sveta, this is a reason for a blowjob.
If your name is Lyuba, this is a reason to interject rudely.
If your name is Nadya, this is a reason to insert it at the back.
If your name is Eva, this is a reason to insert on the left.
If your name is Klava, this is a reason to insert it on the right.
If your name is Nastya, climb on me quickly.
If your name is Olya, there is no alcohol involved.
If your name is Lena, you can even hit the knee.
If your name is Alla, this is a reason for anal.
If your name is Vika, it means there will be a lot of screaming.
If your name is Tonya, you are one of those who moan quietly.
If your name is Vera, we are in a missionary position.
If your name is Lesya, there is no rhyme, at least shower yourself.
If your name is Lisa - as with Nastasya, I will be below.
If your name is Masha, you won't find more beautiful tits.
If your name is Sasha, the bust is good, but Masha is better.
If your name is Yana, a summer meadow awaits us.
If your name is Nina, a soft feather bed awaits us.
If your name is Nonna, definitely expect a bummer.
If your name is Zhenya, we will be on the horns of a deer.
If your name is Julia, we will try on a chair.
If your name is Ira, the whole apartment will shake.
If your name is Elya, everything will be like on a swing.
If your name is Anna, no, it's not strange at all to come here.
If your name is Inna, you can go without tires.
If your name is Ksyusha - well, to your ears - it means to your ears.
If your name is Vova, look for someone else.
If your name is Katya, you will get tired of spending money.
If your name is Tanya, it's a fucking storm in a teacup.
If your name is Rose, you won't leave without a blowjob.
If your name is Lesya, I want to have you HERE.
If your name is Sashka, your dick is as soft as turd.
If your name is Slava, then you are fighting against Klava.
If your name is Mila, you are scarier than a gorilla.
If your name is Guest, drive an iron nail into your head.
If your name is Slava, you are a real slut.
If your name is Kolya, it’s better to start standing.
If your name is Borya, help me, better Kolya.
If your name is Slava, you start with anal.
If your name is Dasha, you will be our Dasha today.
If your name is Tonya, you will have sex with Tonya on Tuesday.
If your name is Freda, I'm making an appointment for Wednesday.
If your name is Alla, Thursday will not be enough for us.
If your name is Emma - sex on Fridays for the theme.
If your name is Beer, then Saturday has come.
If your name is Anya, we will shop on Sunday.
If your name is Elya, we will come to you this week.
If your name is Susana, you suck Ivan's dick.
If your name is Yulka, open up your pussy.
If your name is Polya - suck dick, such a share.
If your name is Max - He will fuck everyone up.
If your name is Gena, just eat a kilo of purgen.
If your name is Julia, your ass is like a douche.
If your name is Irka, then your hole stinks
If your name is Zhora, you are a real glutton.
If your name is Rita, it means you're fucked up.
If your name is Dasha - 100 to 100 and you are all ours.
If your name is Inna, you fuck without a feather bed.
If your name is Fedya, jerk off to your neighbor.
If your name is Misha, then you are fucking without a roof.
If your name is Vova, then they will fuck you again.
If your name is Edik, then you are probably a fagot.
If your name is Zhenya - a dick with a motion detector.
If your name is Kira, fill in all the holes.
If your name is Lesha, fuck yourself with galoshes.
If your name is Gogi, you stand up with your legs spread.
If your name is Yuras, then go and hit the mattress.
If your name is Vitalik, you are an analyst.
If your name is Svetlana, it’s too early to give up the stick.
If your name is Vanyusha, they fucked you in the ears.
If your name is Kirill, you are a great gamodrill.
If your name is Innesa, the whole of Odessa fucked you.
If your name is Kirill, your dick has served you for a long time.
If your name is Renat, you will stick it in everyone's mouth.
If your name is Stepan, your dick stands like a drum.
If your name is Ilona, your boobs are like pasta.
If your name is Polinka, even a rubber band will not help.
If your name is Natasha, your ass is only ours.
If your name is Alina, you are a real whore.
If your name is Vovan, then you have a stopcock between your legs.
If your name is Vitaly, grow your genitals.
If your name is Natalya, you are a sexy rascal.
If your name is Christina, stock up on Vaseline.
If your name is Alice, then it’s time for you to shave your pussy.
If your name is Sergei, you are, of course, a fucking gay.
If your name is Vadim, we will give you everything in the ass.
If your name is Kolyan, then it’s crap - you’re an asshole.
If your name is Anton, then you are a complete bastard.
If your name is Malvina, suck Buratin.
If your name is Katya, you are good on the bed.
If your name is Zhanna, you fuck, oddly enough
If the name is Grandfather Maroz, you were hit right on the nose.
If your name is Marina, then the whole feather bed is wet.
If your name is Angelina, you are a real brute.
If your name is Violetta, you are the queen of blow jobs.
If your name is Roman, you are as good as monkeys.
If your name is Marusya, there is a goose pose for you.
If your name is Andrey, don’t eat pigeons.
If Galya is your name, pull the cow's udder.
If they call Natasha, it will be better only with Pasha.
If suddenly your name is Levan, you are a hurricane in bed.
If your name is Lera, you are a blowjob queen.
If your name is Ninka, you are probably a zoophile.
If your name is Roma, you’ll start it half a turn
If your name is Arkady, you're probably better off in the back.
If I call you Makar, Zakhar has settled in
If you were named Stela, you are certainly a stripirella.
If your name is Valyushka, lend your ear quickly.
If your name is Lyudmila, then you need a homodrila
If your name is Nikita, then everything will be covered.
If they call you Traktarina, you will be under a tractor without a feather bed
If your name is Vasily, imagine, in x.. strength
If your name is Zina, you get torn rubber.
If your name is Anfisa, your breasts are great, your pussy is better.
If your name was Vaselisya, you hung out with me yesterday
If your name was Bronislav or Vladislav, or Yaroslav, they couldn’t come up with anything simpler.
If your name is Veronichka, even a match will come in handy
If you were named Galka, you have a dump in your pants.
If they called you Yanka, you're probably a lesbian
If your name is Anyutka, you are undoubtedly a prostitute
If your name is Grisha, you are a good-looking guy
If they call you Lisa, you are a striptease star
If your name is Plato, you are the most specific gond
If your guy is GEN, you burn him with a log.
If your name is Perma, there is probably a reason
If the name is Aunt ASYA, I’ll insert the words “Hello!”
If your name is Regina Dubovitskaya, then this is no longer an option
Funny rhymes on female names always unexpected, they contain a lot of unobtrusive humor and imagination. Therefore they are perceived funny rhymes easy and carefree. These can be jokes on culinary topics, on topics of appearance, communication, character traits. It is no coincidence that debates continue in literature about whether a name influences the fate and character of its bearer. Obviously, there is some truth in this statement. However, in funny funny rhymes for women's names we are not talking about sound portraits of a particular name, we're talking about about completely random coincidences in the sound of some words that are consonant with the names: Nastya - happiness, Ira - peace, Marina - ancient, etc. These coincidences create rhyming stanzas that become funny short funny poems about women's names. They are not at all evil, as it may sometimes seem. If you listen and read, they evoke nothing but light humor and a smile and do not oblige anyone to anything. You just need to read them and just smile, without taking anything at anyone’s expense. These are just short funny poems or funny rhymes for women's names.
We publish on this page "bad boy rhyme"- these are poems where a rhyme with a negative connotation is deliberately selected for each name. It turns out something like “harmful” cool advice for a virtual guy. It is clear that such "advice" is given purely for fun and no one has them takes into account. But read, smile - please, for your health.)))
Short poems with funny rhymes for names
Your girlfriend Elena?
Expect cheating from the girl.
Faith, even though it is faith,
But quiet, stupid, and gray
Galya or simply Galka
Shameless impudence.
Have you, my friend, fallen in love with Olya?
Olives are as pale as moths.
If you met Zhanka,
Zhanki are vile assholes
If you fell in love with Lesya,
Jump off the slide and kill yourself.
If you met Masha
Your life is now a mess.
You have a girl Alla,
Expect an animal grin.
You have a girl Inna-
Stock up on analgin
Did you fall in love with Nona yesterday?
The zone is shining in the future.
If you fell in love with Katya -
then you'll get tired of spending money.
If you fell in love with Polya -
You're a deer! Such a share.
As noted by Tatiana
Less often sober, more often drunk.
If you have a crush on Yulia -
Better expose your forehead to bullets.
If you have a crush on Nadya,
You will only see from behind.
Anna, at least modest in appearance,
there's too much shit in it.
Know, any Katerina -
This is the cretin's companion.
If you have a crush on Valya -
Now wait for crap and trash.
If you met Dasha
You'll turn sour with her like sour milk.
If you have a crush on Elya -
They'll drag you around brothels.
If you came across Ira
The whole apartment will shake.
Nastya appeared in life -
beware, bad luck has arrived
if Marianna is with you,
drink vodka from the tap
If you have a crush on Lucy,
Be careful, or it will bite!
If you fell in love with Lyuba,
Buy false teeth.
If you got to Nata,
Better blow up a grenade.
Do you have a crush on Alexandra?
Better fuck a salamander
If you like Christina,
Then the guillotine is ready,
If you like Alena,
Think about whether you have enough strength?
If you like Lyudmila,
You'd better eat a bowl of soap.
If you have a crush on Taya,
This one will roll into cement,
If you got into trouble with Maria,
Better smoke weed, f...,
If you fall in love with Raisa,
There will be rats in the house,
If you fall in love with Karina,
Drink urine for life.
If you have a crush on Diana,
They will rub salt on the wound,
If you fell in love with Inna,
You covered yourself with an avalanche.
If you fell in love with Inga,
You will surrender to the clutches of Kong King.
If you saw Kira,
My head is full of holes.
Know, my friend, you Irina
Plucks the feather bed.
If you fall in love with Ilona
Life will only go downhill.
If you love Sonya,
You will live like a thief in law.
If you marry Sveta
There's nothing for you.
Know that any Lida,
Cold as Antarctica.
If only Angela is on your mind,
They will sew business after business.
If you have a crush on Vlad,
It won't be good with her
If your name is Julia, we will try on a chair. If your name is Ulya - the same as with Yulia. If your name is Ira, the whole apartment will shake. Lesya If your name is Lesya, there is no rhyme, at least shower yourself. Anna If your name is Anna - no, it's not strange at all to come here.
But if your goal is to offend a person’s name, read the list of Offensive Names online. If your name is Vova, then they will f*ck you again. If your name is Vovan, then you have a stopcock between your legs. And always, believe me, Vova is not sexually ready. Gena If your name is Gena, just eat a kilo of purgen.
Offensive poems about names that rhyme
Eva If your name is Eva, this is a reason to insert on the left. Ivan If your name is Vanyusha, they fucked you in the ears together. If you meet Ivan, hide the money deeper in your pocket. And, of course, Olya is as pale as moths. Tonya If your name is Tonya, you are one of those who moan quietly. If your name is Tonya, you will have sex with Tonya on Tuesday. Lisa, Elizaveta If your name is Lisa - as with Nastasya, I’ll be below. If they call you Lisa, you are a star. Striptease Lisa loves to lick - the whole bed gets wet.
Sasha, Alexandra If your name is Sasha, the bust is good, but Masha is better. And anyone Sasha meets is an Unlucky Trader. If your name is Ninka, you are probably a zoophile. Nonna If your name is Nonna, definitely expect a bummer. Zhenya, Evgenia If your name is Zhenya, we will be on the horns of a deer. If your name is Zhenya - a dick with a motion detector. If your name is Julia, your ass is like a douche. And Julia got caught - lucky, dirty. If your name is Irka, then your hole stinks. For the man Ira - That there are holes in his pockets. Elya, Eleanor If your name is Elya, everything will be like on a swing.
Funny rhymes for women's names
Tanya, Tatyana If your name is Tanya, it’s a fucking storm in a glass. All Tatyanas are always drunk, not stoned. Rose If your name is Rose, you won’t leave without a blowjob. Mila If your name is Mila, you are scarier than a gorilla. Slava, Vyacheslav If your name is Slava, you are a real slut. If your name is Slava, you start with anal. Kolya, Nikolay If your name is Kolya, a beginner is better off standing. Without a doubt, every Colic is a 100% alcoholic.
Cool poems about names
Zhora If your name is Zhora, you are a real glutton. Rita If your name is Rita, it means you're fucked up. Fedya, Fedor If your name is Fedya, jerk off to your neighbors. Kira If your name is Kira, fill in all the holes. Kira is still a bitch, but she won’t give a fuck for nothing.
Marina, Masha, Maria If your name is Marina, then the entire feather bed is wet. Nikita If your name is Nikita, then everything will be covered. Zina, Zinaida If your name is Zina, you got torn rubber. And it is known that all Anyutkas are prostitutes somewhere, somehow. Angelina If your name is Angelina, you are a real brute. Funny rhymes for women's names are always unexpected; they contain a lot of unobtrusive humor and imagination. Therefore, funny rhymes are perceived easily and carefree. It is no coincidence that debates continue in literature about whether a name influences the fate and character of its bearer.
These coincidences create rhyming stanzas that become short, funny, funny poems about women's names. They are not at all evil, as it may sometimes seem. On this page we publish “bad poems” - these are poems where each name is deliberately chosen to rhyme with a negative connotation. These are some funny poems written to rhyme with different names most uplifting.
The one who bears the name Lada wears bright lipstick. After all, Alexandra, Sashenka - you need to know this - are supposed to protect you and me by name! Your name is Margarita, which means everything is secure here. If your name is Alla, you cannot be pulled off your pedestal. And if your name is Elena, your bathtub is knee-deep. They gave you the name Albert - put stamps on the envelope! Please come up with a name for Kostya. Pleeeeeeez.
If your name is Klava, this is a reason to insert it on the right. If your name is Lena, you can even hit the knee. If your name is Vera, we are in a missionary position. If your name is Ksyusha - well, to your ears - it means to your ears. If your name is Diana, a scene on the sofa awaits us.
Short poems with funny rhymes for names
Vadim Everyone knows that Vadim is slow-witted and unsociable. Masha, Maria If your name is Masha, you won’t find more beautiful tits. If you met Masha, the hole is GUT... but fucking not ours. All Marinas and Marishkas are squabbles, gossip and affairs.
If your name is Elya, we will come to you this week. And, for example, the Yuras are vile natures. Renat If your name is Renat, you will give it to everyone in the mouth. Natasha, Natalya If they call Natasha, it will be better only with Pasha. If your name is Natasha, your ass is only ours. If your name is Natalya, you are a sexy rascal.
Alla often loves in the butt - but for this he goes to Europe. Andrey If your name is Andrey, don’t eat pigeons. Anton If your name is Anton, then you are a complete bastard. Alexey In three words, any Alyosha is evil, harmful, bad. Obviously, there is some truth in this statement. If you listen and read, they evoke nothing but light humor and a smile and do not oblige anyone to anything.
Jump off the slide and kill yourself. Do you remember how in childhood we often came up with funny teases about our friends and school buddies? Among them there were rarely offensive ones, but most of them were cheerful and witty. Kostya wants to become a doctor and he doesn’t care.
If your name is Nastya, climb on me quickly. If your name is Olya, there is no alcohol involved. Yana If your name is Yana, a summer meadow awaits us. Sveta If your name is Sveta, this is a reason for a blowjob. Alla If your name is Alla, this is a reason for anal. If your name is Alla, Thursday will not be enough for us. Our bitch Alla will not let you melt for nothing.
Alice
If your name is Alice, then it’s time for you to shave your pussy.
Alla
If your name is Alla, this is a reason for anal.
If your name is Alla, Thursday will not be enough for us.
Anna
If your name is Anna, no, it's not strange at all to come here.
And it is known that all Anyutkas are prostitutes somewhere, somehow.
If your name is Anya, we will shop on Sunday.
If your name is Anyutka, you are undoubtedly a prostitute
Angelina
If your name is Angelina, you are a real brute.
Andrey
If your name is Andrey, don’t eat pigeons.
According to statistics, Andrey is a None or a Jew.
Anton
If your name is Anton, then you are a complete bastard.
Every Anton he meets is like a dried bud
Anfisa
If your name is Anfisa, your breasts are great, your pussy is better.
Asya
If the name is Aunt ASYA, I’ll insert the words “Hello!”
Alina
If your name is Alina, you are a real whore.
Alexey
In three words, any Alyosha is evil, harmful, bad.
If your name is Lesha, fuck yourself with galoshes.
Arkady
If your name is Arkady, you're probably better off in the back.
Borya
If your name is Borya, help me, better Kolya.
Valya
If your name is Valyushka, lend your ear quickly.
In every Vali's head there is a ton of crap and trash.
Vaselissa
If your name was Vaselissa, you hung out with me yesterday
Vladimir
If your name is Vova, look for someone else.
If your name is Vova, then they will fuck you again.
If your name is Vovan, then you have a stopcock between your legs.
And always, believe me, Vova is not sexually ready.
Vitalya
If your name is Vitalik, you are an analyst.
If your name is Vitaly, grow your genitals.
Every Vitaly he meets consists of anomalies;
Vadim
Everyone knows that Vadim is slow-witted and unsociable.
If your name is Vadim, we will give you everything in the ass.
Vasily
If your name is Vasily, imagine, in x.. strength
Veronica
If your name is Vera, we are in a missionary position.
If your name is Veronichka, even a match will come in handy
All Faiths - Quiet, stupid, gray.
Vetch
If your name is Vika, it means there will be a lot of screaming.
And always, where Vicky is - Quarrels, fights, screams.
Victor
Drunk or sober Vitya - it’s better to spit and leave;
Gena
If your name is Gena, just eat a kilo of purgen.
If your guy is Gena, you burn him with a log.
Grisha
If your name is Grisha, you are a good-looking guy
As one, all Grishkas are petty thieves
Gogi
If your name is Gogi, you stand up with your legs spread.
Dasha
If your name is Dasha - 100 to 100 and you are all ours.
If your name is Dasha, you will be our Dasha today.
Dmitry
As always, Dima is lucky - whatever he doesn’t do, he misses;
Elena
If your name is Lena, you can even hit the knee.
Elena is a piece of cock
Everyone knows where Elena is - there are parties and betrayals;
Eve
If your name is Eva, this is a reason to insert on the left.
Ivan
If your name is Vanyusha, they fucked you in the ears.
If you meet Ivan, hide the money deeper in your pocket;
Igor
Any Igor has a member no bigger than a bubble.
Sveta
If your name is Sveta, this is a reason for a blowjob.
If your name is Svetlana, it’s too early to give up the stick.
But there is no person meaner than Sveta!
Lyuba
If your name is Lyuba, this is a reason to interject rudely.
Gather everyone in a circle Love - here's a freak club for you;
Nadya, Nadezhda
If your name is Nadya, this is a reason to insert it at the back.
Klava
If your name is Klava, this is a reason to insert it on the right.
Nastya, Anastasia
If your name is Nastya, climb on me quickly.
Nastya appeared - you know misfortune has come;
Olya, Olga
If your name is Olya, there is no alcohol involved.
And, of course, Olya is as pale as moths.
Tonya
If your name is Tonya, you are one of those who moan quietly.
If your name is Tonya, you will have sex with Tonya on Tuesday.
Lesya
If your name is Lesya, there is no rhyme, at least shower yourself.
Lisa, Elizabeth
If your name is Lisa - as with Nastasya, I will be below.
If they call you Lisa, you are a striptease star
Masha, Maria
If your name is Masha, you won't find more beautiful tits.
All Marinas and Marishkas are squabbles, gossip and affairs;
Sasha, Alexandra, Alexander
If your name is Sasha, the bust is good, but Masha is better.
And anyone Sasha meets is an Unlucky Trader.
If your name is Sashka, your dick is as soft as turd.
Yana
If your name is Yana, a summer meadow awaits us.
If they called you Yanka, you're probably a lesbian
Nina
If your name is Nina, a soft feather bed awaits us.
If your name is Ninka, you are probably a zoophile.
Nonna
If your name is Nonna, definitely expect a bummer.
Zhenya, Evgenia
If your name is Zhenya, we will be on the horns of a deer.
If your name is Zhenya - a dick with a motion detector.
No one in the world, Zhenya, is worthy of respect;
Julia, Yulia
If your name is Julia, we will try on a chair.
If your name is Yulka, open up your pussy.
If your name is Julia, your ass is like a douche.
But Julia got caught - lucky, dirty;
Ira, Irina, Irka
If your name is Ira, the whole apartment will shake.
If your name is Irka, then your hole stinks
For the man Ira - That there are holes in his pockets.
Elya, Eleanor
If your name is Elya, everything will be like on a swing.
If your name is Elya, we will come to you this week.
Inna
If your name is Inna, you can go without tires.
If your name is Inna, you fuck without a feather bed.
Ksyusha, Ksenia, Ksyukha
If your name is Ksyusha - well, to your ears - it means to your ears.
Katya, Ekaterina
If your name is Katya, you will get tired of spending money.
If your name is Katya, you are good on the bed.
Know any Katerina is the companion of a cretin;
Tanya, Tatyana
If your name is Tanya, it's a fucking storm in a teacup.
All Tatyanas are constantly - not stoned, but drunk;
Rose
If your name is Rose, you won't leave without a blowjob.
Lesya
If your name is Lesya, I want to have you HERE.
Glory
If your name is Slava, then you are fighting against Klava.
Let them put on the skirt of Glory - they will be the best sluts;
Mila
If your name is Mila, you are scarier than a gorilla.
Slava, Vyacheslav
If your name is Slava, you are a real slut.
If your name is Slava, you start with anal.
Kolya, Nikolay
If your name is Kolya, it’s better to start standing.
Without a doubt, every Colic is a 100% alcoholic;
Freda
If your name is Freda, I'm making an appointment for Wednesday.
Emma
If your name is Emma - sex on Fridays for the theme.
Susanna, Suzya
If your name is Susana, you suck Ivan's dick.
Polya, Polina
If your name is Polya - suck dick, such a share.
Max, Maxim
If your name is Max - He will fuck everyone up.
Max is not stable like a buck
Everyone knows that Maxim is slow-witted and unsociable;
Zhora
If your name is Zhora, you are a real glutton.
Rita
If your name is Rita, it means you're fucked up.
Fedya, Fedor
If your name is Fedya, jerk off to your neighbor.
Misha, Mikhail
If your name is Misha, then you are fucking without a roof.
Any Misha often goes crazy;
Edik
If your name is Edik, then you are probably a fagot.
Met Edik - Met a fagot.
Kira
If your name is Kira, fill in all the holes.
Yura, Yuri
If your name is Yuras, then go and hit the mattress.
And, for example, the Yuras are vile natures.
Kirill
If your name is Kirill, you are a great gamodrill.
If your name is Kirill, your dick has served you for a long time.
Inessa
If your name is Innesa, the whole of Odessa fucked you.
Renat
If your name is Renat, you will stick it in everyone's mouth.
Styopa, Stepan
If your name is Stepan, your dick stands like a drum.
Ilona
If your name is Ilona, your boobs are like pasta.
Fields, Polina, Polinka
If your name is Polinka, even a rubber band will not help.
Natasha, Natalya
If they call Natasha, it will be better only with Pasha.
If your name is Natasha, your ass is only ours.
If your name is Natalya, you are a sexy rascal.
Agree that Natasha’s name is “turd” for a reason.
Kristya, Christina
Kolya, Kolyan, Nikolay
If your name is Kolyan, then it’s crap - you’re an asshole.
Kolya, Kolyan, Nikolay
If your name is Christina, stock up on Vaseline.
Zhanna
If your name is Zhanna, you fuck, oddly enough
If you meet Zhanka, it means someone’s kept woman;
Marina, Masha, Maria
If your name is Marina, then the whole feather bed is wet.
If your name is Marusya, there is a goose pose for you.
Violetta
If your name is Violetta, you are the queen of blow jobs.
Roma, Roman
If your name is Roman, you are as good as monkeys.
If your name is Roma, you’ll start it half a turn
And it is clear that the Romans are drug addicts without exception.
Levan
If suddenly your name is Levan, you are a hurricane in bed.
Lera
If your name is Lera, you are a blowjob queen.
Lera is a walking bully.
Makar
If I call you Makar, Zakhar has settled in
Luda, Lyudmila
If your name is Lyudmila, then you need a homodrila
Nikita
If your name is Nikita, then everything will be covered.
Zina, Zinaida
If your name is Zina, you get torn rubber.
Paid
If your name is Plato, you are a real asshole
Oleg
Every Oleg he meets is an immoral person;
Valera
And as usual, Valera eats and drinks without any measure;
Vadik, Vadim
Everyone knows that every Vadik is a petty and slippery reptile;
Tamara
Well, I met Tamara - life will be full of nightmares;
Larisa
It is a well-known fact that Larisas are all voracious like rats;
Tolik, Anatoly
Without a doubt, every Tolik is a 100% alcoholic.
