Scorpio is disgusting. Why are scorpions such bastards The worst sign of the zodiac

Of course, bastards born under the signs of Water are very deep, impressionable and sensual. Because they are so deep, looking into themselves, they comprehend how unhappy they really are. Extremely impressionable, they are one hundred percent sure that women do not love or respect them. Very sensual, they have no doubt that you, too, feel their torment.

If you are one of those who are pathologically dependent on another and are not able to adapt to the environment, water signs are a great option for you. Because in a torturous attempt to boost your self-respect, bastards of this kind suck your self-respect to the last drop. Without you, they will become nothing. Of course, with you, they are nothing special. But that is another topic.

Luckily for you, bastards born under water signs have persistent suicidal tendencies. However, unfortunately for you, they usually perch on the highest curb, threatening to jump from there, but they never have the courage and good breeding to keep the promise.

Scorpio (10/24 to 11/22)

Scorpios are gloomy, brooding, laconic types with square chins and piercing eyes that populate the pages of cheap romance novels. You know the plot: a guy meets a girl. A guy torments a girl over a series of completely stupid misunderstandings because he enjoys it. The psyche of the girl can not stand it. The guy squeezes her in his arms and mutters something about love to the grave. He is simply obliged to squeeze her in his arms, because in the next second the poor woman will collapse as if she had been knocked down.

This is where the book ends. And there is a very reasonable basis for such an ending. The publishing house knows that further actions are too terrible and their description is not subject to publication.

Perfect love in paperback still dominates the minds of most of the female population. We cannot resist a strong, silent and powerful man. Gracefully sitting on dowry chests, with our long, charmingly disheveled brown hair, fluttering eyelashes and not breathing, we wait for Scorpio to burst into our lives.

Romantic heroes never walk - they always rush in, resolutely and purposefully, this tires them to death - that's why they are so gloomy and irritable.

And what happens with the appearance of the scoundrel Scorpio? To tell you the truth, the beginning has nothing to do with him tearing up your cute old-fashioned dress. Faint gracefully into Scorpio's arms and let them do as they please. Then carefully check your head. A sturdy and quiet object is what you should be looking for when buying large household appliances. It is these characteristics that a washing machine should have, but not a person. We assure you: You are unlikely to be delighted with such qualities of a Scorpio.

Yes, he is strong. Much stronger than you. So, in a fight you will lose to him. Yes, he is silent. This means that communication during your romance will be somewhat strange and one-sided. Withholding information is one of his favorite pastimes. Mainly because it upsets you.

What did you expect? Any person who is reputed to be gloomy and thoughtful will never become truly open, caring and attentive. Scorpio has a dark side, and in comparison, Count Dracula will seem like a cute Kolobok. You will cause his discontent until the end of your days, only your death will calm him a little.

However, you will never guess what annoys Scorpio. Let's say you're harmlessly flirting with a colleague at a corporate New Year's Eve party. You won't even think that Scorpio doesn't like it until one day three years later, he gets his revenge on you by sleeping with your bridesmaid and your sister - and only a few hours before your wedding. Scorpio will wait - if necessary for decades - for the right opportunity to take revenge when you do not suspect anything.

Unfortunately, due to the volume of literature you have swallowed (unless, of course, books on the cover of which men in tight-fitting pants are depicted are considered literature), you will regard Scorpio's behavior as normal. You will experience the pleasure of fear. The constant feeling that you are unhappy will mean true love for you. It's all so romantic. You will even be flattered by his possessive manners (although he forbade you to go anywhere or meet anyone), because they mean that he cannot exist without you. But Scorpio cannot exist with you as long as you independently think and behave as you are used to. Don't worry: soon you won't be able to do it.

Scorpio will manipulate you until you turn into what he needs. Then he will no longer respect you, because you easily succumb to his influence. Then he will look for another person who could be changed in his own way. It is at this stage that you should also look for another person - a psychiatrist with a good reputation. In the process of your attempts, Scorpio will suddenly become a model of cordiality and courtesy. He will even show kindness to animals (typical behavior for all romantic heroes should lead you to believe that he has a gentle and sensitive nature). You shouldn't be deceived. This is just part of his rough game, allowing him to play with your sanity and mental health. His goal is to destroy you. However, he can inspire you with the idea that he is not capable of such a thing, so he will be especially pleased with the moment when he finally destroys you.

He will surely take you out. This is what Scorpio does best. In addition, this is how he likes to spend his free time. When you turn into a pile of fragments on the floor, Scorpio will collect them and glue them together, so that they can start all over again.

He takes his leisure very seriously; after all, leisure allows him to enjoy hours and use his destructive abilities. And you, too, can benefit from this for yourself. Thanks to a lifelong obsession with Scorpio, you will have your own hobby: the worse he treats you, the more you will love him. Why this happens, we do not know. It is not superfluous to remind you that you spend all your free time on expensive twelve-stage treatments, intensively discussing your problems with a psychoanalyst.

Sign up for group therapy as soon as you realize that you are saddened by his betrayals. Actually, it's none of your business. You are only the wife of Scorpio, the mother of his children. In any case, you will soon get to know his latest passion - she will join your group, discovering that he did the same with her as he did with you. And then you and her can reassure each other by talking about your stupidity. As a couple, join a support community for morbidly in love and influenced women who have dated a Scorpio. Supplement your pastime with 24/7 hotline calls; this will also benefit you. (This free service is one of many services organized by the Romance Lovers Association and is used for research purposes.)

Scorpio causes such an obsession because he himself is an individual obsessed with sex. He thinks about him twice as often as other men, that is, his mind is completely occupied with thoughts about sex. This makes Scorpio an absolute pervert. And women, for some unknown reason, consider it his sexuality. In turn, this leads to the fact that Scorpio is ready to sleep with all the ladies located towards him. Warning: do not try to start an affair in order to take revenge on your bastard Scorpio. Now you are not in that emotional state for the flow of his jealousy to overwhelm you. Perhaps our advice is useless, since you will not have time between the increasing frequency of therapy sessions and the manic shopping that you have become addicted to in recent months. And keep in mind: a nervous tic and chronic alcoholism are unlikely to attract crowds of men to you.

You won't be the winner. You will never, ever win. Scorpio will not allow this. And you will not be able to leave him - he will not allow you to do this either. All that is in your power is to continue to visit a psychotherapist and self-eat. After all, you are a crazy, addicted person, destined for sadistic bastards.

Tip: Even if after reading this chapter you still want to try to have an affair with a Scorpio, go to an overloaded freeway and throw yourself under the wheels of a huge truck. You will experience the same sensations as in a relationship with the scoundrel Scorpio, but less painful.

How to identify a Scorpio
When the scoundrel Scorpio looks at you, you will have a burning desire to rip off your clothes. In such an incomprehensible way, he will influence you even in a crowded place and if he seems completely unattractive to you.

Where to find Scorpio
Follow the trail of emotional disasters to his door. Or better yet, let him look for you. Because in the latter case, at least you will not initiate the relationship that

How to Get the Attention of a Scorpio
Radiate joy, happiness and optimism in life. He will not miss the opportunity to lure you to the underworld. Once there, try to be the way he wants you to be. Attempts to show your character will exacerbate your suffering more.

first date
Scorpio will charm you and subdue you. Or it will completely imperceptibly penetrate into your thoughts and feelings - like a cancerous tumor or other deadly disease. Already after the first date, he will know everything he needs about you, and you will remain completely unaware of his person. This is what will set the tone for your relationship.

When to do it
Since Scorpio has many secret plans, you will never be able to choose the right time. Therefore, go to the bedroom when he wants - most likely, as soon as you get to know each other. Tip: during the process, try to act like a porn star, but at the same time create the appearance that this experience is new to you.

When to start talking about marriage
If you feel the need, propose to yourself.

If he left you
Your attempt at revenge will only amuse Scorpio, as your actions betray you as an amateur. In addition, he will be flattered that he still controls your feelings and thoughts. On the other hand, running after him and behaving like a nonentity, you will only give him the opportunity to wipe his feet on you. Don't waste your energy. You will need them for the next few years to complete therapy.

If you left him
He will survive it. However, if Scorpio decides that you have neglected him, you need to take extra precautions and be more careful in the next ten or twenty years, at least.

Many people say that scorpions are rare bastards? Why? Are there any examples? and got the best answer

Answer from Vanilla, tender here[guru]
there is an example
fooled 3 years of a head one to 2 women. And one (not me) considered him super reliable (she told me about it herself). BUT that didn't stop him from tumbling with me in their "family" box. When I told him, tell me to leave, he said no. fell at his feet. said that it was bad with Oksana. When she came to me in snot for showdowns, I took everything upon myself. and said that I run after him myself. He poured something into her ears. which was beneficial. And so 3 years. There was a lot more. like in the series. Many years have passed and I can't forget. Then I still left without telling anyone (transferred to another city in another institute). Met at the station by chance after half a year. He said that it was bad for him, imposed his phone. address of his father (he lived in the same place where I am). Sent him. didn't leave from that. so that again in go * but plunge. Yes. then, naturally, this faithful, reliable scorpion married Oksana. but he will forever remain in my memory as a fucking *b. Thank God life divorced.

Answer from *muse*[guru]
My grandmother is a scorpio. A very, very bad person. I don't want to expose our family stuff here, but it's true. Although, I don’t think it’s the zodiac sign that’s to blame here - it’s just that she is.

Answer from Valeria ivashchenko[newbie]
It's a shame, I'm a scorpio...
I don’t understand you, at first they hurt our souls, and we are still bastards!?
I hate it when they sit on our necks ....

Answer from Marina[active]
I also thought so before, until my son was born - a scorpion))) Bastards happen to all signs, not the sign is important, but the person))

Answer from Vladimirovna[guru]
As for the bastards, I don’t know, but the character is heavy, yes.

Answer from * * [expert]
True, there was a colleague, just a creature

Answer from tanya litko[guru]
I live with a scorpion for 20 years, the fish itself. We are raising 5 children. there is simply no more loving, affectionate, caring and gentle husband and father. it rather depends on the person who lives nearby. Or maybe not. but here's what scorpions are workaholics for sure. and bastards are found among other signs of the zodiac.

Answer from Marina Tarasenko[guru]
And lions are also beasts, even more fierce than scorpions.

Answer from On Chursina[guru]
My favorite is a scorpion. I know that they are monogamous, jealous and vengeful.

Answer from Yergey Kukushkin[guru]
Yes, we are such bastards!

Answer from Yeya Elfovich[guru]
scorpion scorpion strife! I am a scorpio - not vindictive perfect! I forgive people even for those things that no one else would have forgiven! Jealousy is a little!
I am very quick-tempered, but after a couple of minutes I’m already leaving and everything is fine! all the people around me know how too kind a person with a temper!
The only major drawback is that if I drink a lot, I get aggressive and immediately look for someone to beat.

Answer from Cat Rina[active]
I have 4 acquaintances (I emphasize that they are acquaintances) scorpions. I don’t find a common language with them at all - they are very self-confident, selfish, "prickly". Pluses (but also how to look) - they always tell the truth in the face, without thinking about whether you want to hear it. And, you see, it’s not very pleasant when they say in person that “you have fat on your buttocks” ...

Answer from AmaZing Kottik[guru]
I have.
1. make sure that others are to blame for your mistakes
2. incite everyone to a quarrel, then watch it with pleasure from the side
3. rancor, etc.

Answer from Plus Stopizzot[guru]
scorpions are vindictive and vengeful. strike when you least expect it, on the sly. "thorny" sign. for some reason I feel a scorpion with my skin - and I am not mistaken if I find out that it is so. Even their eyes are unique.

Modern astrologers vying with each other repeat that Scorpio is a sign of death and sex. If so, why? And if so, is it so?

Scorpio is, first of all, a sign of latent, mental changes. A destructive and creative and ever-changing beginning, a dying and resurrecting essence. Scorpio is the eternal metamorphosis of life, a bright butterfly flying out of a nondescript cocoon. A frog turning into a princess, a phoenix rising from the ashes, a dove having to be an eagle.

Scorpio is a deep nature in the sense that the outer side of his life cannot be compared with the mysterious and ongoing metamorphoses in his soul and heart. He is many-sided, like the mystery of rock, fickle, like the weather. His mood is changeable, his psyche is vulnerable. Following the thunderclouds, the sun appears, and the drizzling rain is replaced by heat.

Scorpio is a sign of the predominance of emotions in a person, therefore Scorpio is distinguished by sensory perception of the world. His thoughts and actions are primarily determined by the emotional background. Scorpio perceives the world and reacts to it sensually, even when others see no special reason for this.

His emotions are stable and strong, stabilized at a high level. Scorpio usually does not want, this is too weak a word, but craves. He is not upset, but worried, not happy, but delighted. But he lacks external energy. Hence his passions and instincts, from this those character traits for which he is called Scorpio.

A tangle of contradictions

Scorpio only looks impartial, calm, but in fact is more than emotional, because it hides its swamps of sensuality from prying eyes. In it - quiet and affectionate - at any moment wild, uncontrollable passions are ready to wake up, sweeping away everything in their path. The heat of passions is combined in it with the cold.

Scorpio is purposeful and gentle, sentimental and strong, patient, wayward and mysterious. He is restrained and impatient, cautious and ready to go to extremes and adventures. No matter how much Charon agitates, he still swims from one coast to another.

Scorpio is greedy for money, pleasures, but generous to the weak. He is insatiable in spiritual pursuits, but he can give his last shirt to a person who turned to him for help. Scorpio is proud and ambitious, practical and prudent, independent and bold. He is characterized by strong-willed qualities, love of life, perseverance. Hatred, envy, deceit Scorpio are also well known.

Hidden sensual energy does not allow him to sit still and rest on his laurels. He, like in a song, is always missing something, and he is constantly busy trying to achieve this something. Scorpio is sure if you really want to, but you can’t, then you can. And he is ready to achieve his goal by any means. He knows how to achieve success and balance on the edge of the abyss.

Why is a scorpion like this

Scorpio is a living converter of emotions, otherwise it is a transformer of sensual energies. This is its magical function. It turns low mental energies - instincts, sensations and passions - into high energy of feelings, for example, into love. And in real life, into emotions of a very different caliber. If Scorpio is not developed, then he is an animal - rude, impatient, selfish, and so on. If he grows spiritually, then the angel is noble, sincere, kind, and the like. Each has its own proportions.

If Scorpio is a psychic energy converter, he needs a potential difference, a contrast, a struggle. The struggle for Scorpio is a vital necessity. Therefore, when there are enemies, it is good for him. When there are no enemies, Scorpio begins to experience incomprehensible anxiety and in the end invents an image of the enemy, with which he fights. Any partner can become an opponent for him.

The enemy is also necessary for Scorpio in order to understand himself. He needs to be different from others, to show his dignity, he needs a struggle for existence. In battles with circumstances, opponents or himself, Scorpio is realized, grows spiritually, develops mentally, comprehends the environment and his own personality.

Scorpio is weak when it recharges and strong when the polarity of sensory charges becomes intolerable. He is restless, caustic, anxious - ready for destructive actions and drastic actions. Scorpio is a thrill seeker. The more risky the undertaking, the greater the chance that everything will end for him as he needs.

Reluctant egoist

All people are selfish. And Scorpio is no exception. His egoism is innate, not acquired - from bad upbringing and an unfavorable environment. He is so arranged that he is an egoist, and this is not a bit to blame.

The selfishness of Scorpio depends on his magical transformations, on how he receives and uses energy. He is used to concentrating his efforts on the most important and desirable for himself, and therefore is economical in his actions.

He has less strength than passions. This imbalance gives rise to a special type of psyche. Scorpio gets his way emotionally, passionately. And then his actions.

It is no longer feelings or arguments of reason that begin to rule, but passions, rude instincts. This is what is commonly called selfishness. There is no selfishness in nature. After all, the egoism of animals is a struggle for life.

So it turns out that Scorpio can behave in a civilized, socially and psychologically equipped world like a scorpion - a creature that stings everyone indiscriminately. But Scorpio doesn't attack first. It still needs to be brought to this.

Indifference to Scorpio is unusual, frivolity too. It is easier for him to love or hate than to quietly maintain a relationship. Love for Scorpio, among other things, is also a dangerous game. Life is also a dangerous game.

His feelings are intense. Scorpio, when he is excited, feels like an emotional wave overwhelms him with his head. And at these moments he is really ready to turn into a scorpion or a butterfly flying into the fire. And then he must be afraid, because at this moment Scorpio begins to be afraid of himself.

Scorpions are very different. Some are scorpions, others are angels in the flesh. Everything is determined by the quality of their emotional life, by what happens in the depths of their psyche. It is this sign that confuses astrologers the most. They don't know how to portray it. Either in the form of a creeping reptile, or in the form of a noble eagle, or in the form of a quiet and merciful dove.

Secret weapon

Scorpio is attracted by the secrets of the world and other people's secrets. He has an aptitude for unconventional methods in science and medicine. He has a good command of his own psyche and knows how to control someone else's. Scorpio is insightful and intuitive, he is a born magician and psychologist, a talented intriguer. Scorpio easily finds weaknesses in a person. It costs him nothing to get into the soul, to feel someone else's mood, to influence him, consciously or unconsciously using the techniques of household magic.

In the dark depths of the soul of Scorpio lies an unknowable secret, devilry - something incomprehensible, frightening and at the same time attractive. If Scorpio feels good, others feel it right away. If it’s bad, Scorpio may not say a word, but others will become sick.

Scorpio, if he wants to, attracts him like a magnet, but can create too dense an emotional atmosphere in which you can suffocate out of habit. In homeopathic doses, Scorpio is useful, like snake venom to a patient. In excessive - it turns into poison. Scorpio himself is poisoned along with the rest, but he is no stranger to it.

From God and from hell

Scorpio emotionally relates not only to events, people, animated objects, but also to material objects, things. Scorpio loves power and money as a means to achieve their own desires and satisfy passions, but not by themselves. He knows how to take risks, especially in matters related to the material sphere, or, more simply, with money.

Creativity, art is impossible without feelings, and Scorpio is certainly a potentially creative person. It is important to awaken and support creativity in him, if nature itself has not taken care of this. In creativity, Scorpio is also erotic, passionate and often knows no limits. Here, as in love, he can destroy himself and others. Another pole of passions is a complete renunciation of the low nature, constant spiritual searches and related languor of the spirit.

Scorpio knows how to make decisions, make choices and get things done. He is purposeful, always busy with something. Scorpio is able to concentrate, stand where others cannot stand, he is hardy, he has a high resistance to diseases and adverse environmental factors.

Scorpio is an individualist and does not tolerate outside interference in his life, considering this an encroachment on personal freedom. He is used to living by his own laws. Other people's rules are not a decree for him. Therefore, he will not listen to anyone's advice and trust his own intuition. While Scorpio relies on feelings, but not logic, he is perspicacious and accurate in his assessments.

Scorpio dramatizes life from an emotional attitude towards it. He painfully experiences failures, can withdraw into himself, engage in self-discipline. Scorpio is vindictive, not used to forgetting grievances and forgiving mistakes. His main problem is to learn to manage his own emotions. Not only others suffer from them, but also he himself.

Attitude towards people

Scorpio perceives the surrounding world sensually, he is emotionally involved in what is happening, emotionally relates to communication and affection. The way they treat him himself is doubly important for Scorpio. When Scorpio thinks about personal relationships, he means good, business. When he is busy with business communication, he means personal connections.

If Scorpio likes you and he does not see you as an opponent or foe, this is your luck. Then he is a loyal and sympathetic friend. If Scorpio feels antipathy towards you - beware. He will either start to fight you openly, or, if you are stronger, he will try to defeat you, not shunning forbidden tricks. Scorpio - a good ally and a bad enemy of Scorpio is better to love than to hate. It is better to be friends with him than to fight him.

You can’t scold him - he will do everything out of spite and in his own way. You can’t pity him openly - he will be offended. It cannot be limited - it will rebel. Scorpio must be treated sincerely and honestly. Firstly, it is almost impossible to deceive him, and secondly, it will be worse for you. If feelings have disappeared from your relationship - write gone.

With people who are lower in intelligence, social and material status. Scorpio is friendly, here he is patronizing, courteous, caring. But if you are in the sphere of his interests and feelings, he will require you to match his efforts and emotions, make you treat yourself as an authority.

To people equal to themselves and superior. Scorpio is cold, maintains contacts as needed. Scorpio does not like equals, perceiving them as competitors and potential opponents. He, like a predator, expels his own kind from his territory.

The inner passions of Scorpio are clearly manifested in the erotic sphere. Here Scorpio is jealous, suspicious and a convinced owner. He is more interested in the satisfaction of his own erotic desires and less in the feelings of his partner. Too intimate sphere of his life depends on natural instincts. Scorpio knows how to love passionately, without looking back. A person who is not capable of this will seem to Scorpio a parody of the Terminator or a pale copy of the Snow Queen.

Scorpio can do anything for a loved one. Even kill him if he betrayed... He knows how to wait, but he doesn't know how to forgive betrayal. With him you can build a family nest and go on reconnaissance, to know the depth of love and its horror. Stand on the edge of the abyss. The head is spinning, the brain is intoxicated, the mood is upbeat and romantic ...

Fear Scorpio. Love it.

Scorpio Fashion

About the other you say: "Well, dressed up." About a Scorpio woman - never. Her outfit will not be deliberate, but, on the contrary, natural and attractive. She will dress like a gypsy and look her best. Large, oriental-looking jewelry, bright, even colorful outfits or strict dresses with a predominance of dark red, purple, cherry or green tones suit her very well. This also applies to make-up. A Scorpio woman can use rich, catchy colors. What is vulgar or tasteless for others is organic, sensual, intriguing and mysterious for her.

Mysterious, romantic, exotic, she works well for her image. Therefore, it is all from the program of Yuri Senkevich: Bombay, Cairo, Baghdad. A sultry woman is a poet's dream...

Tuesday is a lucky day for Scorpios. Aquamarine, coral, ruby, topaz and malachite can bring them good luck.