Comic predictions for February 23rd for male colleagues. Comic predictions for men

Sometimes, when celebrating an anniversary or any other holiday, you begin to notice that some of the guests stop being active and just sit and relax. And here it is necessary to take measures, otherwise others will follow them and the joyful holiday risks going into the stage of half-asleep. What measures will help? Try a game called funny predictions! Short and funny predictions in verse, suitable for any holiday. For example, for an anniversary or New Year, on February 23 and even on March 8! And all because the predictions are universal and even for teenagers and children at school they can be used with a little editing. Well, let’s not bore you, but let’s move on to the game and poetry.

Predictions in verse.

1. In the first ten days of January,
Your dream will come true.
Get ready for this event
Have a glass and calm down!

2. If you wake up at four in the morning on Saturday,
The weekend will be a blast!
You will redo everything,
After all, you will have plenty of time!

3. In summer, autumn and spring,
Everything will be fine with you.
Just wait out the winter
Sit in a warm house.

4. Different colors put on socks
And everything will be okay for you.
And if others laugh,
You can just smile back.

5. In summer you will fly to the sea,
And when you return, you will surprise your friends.
You will have a little belly,
Well, approximately, about two months.

6. And luck will soon smile on you,
And your life will take a new turn.
The main thing is not to oversleep your luck,
We have to sit and wait for her.

7. Put money in the bank,
And say it three times - so!
And then just wait
And live beautifully on interest.

8. New car will appear for you
But something will be lost from you.
As soon as you get the car,
You will find a hole in the family budget!

9. At the end of the week you,
There will be a lot to do.
These batteries are for you
May you manage to do all this!

10. Always in your house,
There will be delicious food.
Just go to the store more often,
Yes with full bags get out of there.

11. You will be incredibly lucky!
Soon you will have the opposite.
Soon all your dreams will come true,
The main thing is to believe and just wait.

12. If you try hard,
Then everything will work out for you.
And if everything works out for you,
Then all wishes will be fulfilled.

13. It took you a long time to achieve this,
And finally you have arrived.
Friends are waiting for a big feast,
You will have your own apartment!

14. And you need to try a little,
And there is no need to be ashamed of it.
Just a little bit of luck
And soon you will have a new addition to your family!

Do you know how to play such predictions? Everything is simple here - you write down all the predictions by numbers on a piece of paper, and the guests take tickets with numbers out of the bag. When they take it out, they show or call the ticket number, and you read out the prediction under this number.

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A variant of comic predictions with movie titles.

This version of the game is interesting because movie titles can be interpreted in different ways. And therefore the game turns out to be lively, and all the guests take part in the discussion. The game is played according to the following rules:
- the guest says he’s waiting for me in the future... and takes out one card on which the name of the film is written. And he reads it out. It may turn out like this: in the future, a carnival night awaits me! Or maybe so: in the future... an office romance awaits me!
In general, this option turns out to be funny when guests or the host comments on what is happening.
Below is a list of films that are suitable for the game:
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Happy Defender of the Fatherland Day
Congratulations to the calendar,
Each Zodiac Sign
A medal of honor awaits -
For special risk, for courage,
For brave hearts,
For reliability, fortitude,
For important victories...

It's not easy to win in this day and age,
But you just can’t break Aries,
Knight without fear and reproach
Goes easily against the flow!

There is no more reliable support in life
The mighty shoulder of Taurus,
He, without retreating a step,
Good luck catching with live bait.

TWINS

Twin in life on horseback:
In love, in service, in war -
Knows the short path to success,
Fate will not let him get away with it!

Let him not be a general yet,
But he won,
Cancer, having caught the bird of luck,
It means being happy for him!

The boundaries of the house are locked,
And the key is in your pocket:
Have a peaceful holiday
Leo can with the remote control on the sofa!

Even if the stars are not on uniform,
But from heaven any star
He sends his congratulations to Virgo,
Promising her success in everything.

SCALES
On the battlefield, brave and daring,
And at home he is kind and gentle,
The Libra man will find everything
Your happiness is inevitable!

SCORPION

Thunderclaps are not scary
With Scorpio nearby,
He can cope with any trouble
Without asking for a reward!

Hero, real man -
No need for a combat uniform -
Sagittarius is brave without him
He won the hearts of all women!

The enemy will not penetrate the threshold,
When Capricorn is on guard,
Reliable, unshakable -
Fortune itself is next to him!

AQUARIUS

Glory goes before Aquarius,
He knows how to stand up for the honor of others
And whatever he sets his mind to, everything works out!
Luck never laughs at him!

Pisces storm the ocean
And, like a brave captain,
They will easily achieve their goal,
Never getting stranded.

Prediction games are an interesting and very fun element of the holiday, which invariably evokes a response from guests. Serious prophecies and real fortune-telling are inappropriate at parties, because a negative forecast can completely ruin the mood. But comic fortune telling always goes off with a bang.

There are many ways to play this game. You can, for example, make a deck of fake cards: on one side there is a back, and on the other there is a printed prediction. Someone dresses up as a gypsy and invites guests to draw one card and read the prophecy out loud.

Other options:

• make fortune cookies;
• print out funny candy wrappers with predictions inside, wrap candies in them, hand them out to guests and offer to unwrap them;
• write prophecies on small cards with congratulations, put them in a box and invite guests to pull out one at a time;
• Place stickers with numbers on the bottom of plates or glasses. Place this dish on a separate tray. Let the guests take it apart themselves before the feast. As a result, everyone will get a randomly drawn number. When the right moment comes, the host will ask the guests to look at the stickers. Participants in the celebration will name the numbers they have drawn, and the presenter will read out the numbered predictions.

Comic predictions based on films and songs

Movie titles

It is simple, but original and very interesting way predict fate on next year. The prophecy is the name of the film or cartoon itself. Not a plot, but only a phrase. Let guests be more sophisticated in their interpretations.

For example: “Next year I’m expecting... a game of thrones.” This can be interpreted in any way - for example, as a struggle for a position or as a dispute over the role of head of the family.

Appropriate movie titles

Foreign films

• Armageddon
• Big jackpot
• Smell of a woman
• Chicken Run
• Taming of the Shrew
• Groundhog Day
• Monsters Inc.
• Deal with the Devil
• Midnight in Paris
• A Nightmare on Elm Street
• Sky over Berlin
• Money Train
• Sex and the City
• Key to all doors
• Third wheel
• Meeting the parents
• Fatal attraction
• Best friend's wedding
• Indecent proposal
• The Forty Year Old Virgin
• 12 angry men
• Haunted Mansion
• Wedding Planner
• Friends with Benefits
• Legally blonde
• Breaking Bad

Soviet and Russian films

• Office romance
• Love and doves
• Zigzag of luck
• 8 first dates
• Long road in the dunes
• Girl with no address
• Love is a carrot
• White desert sun
• Big change

Lines from songs

Similar entertainment to the previous one. Only this time the prophecy is a line from a famous song. Phrases can be printed on paper (indicating the performer in brackets). But if you’re not too lazy, it’s better to prepare audio clips. In this case, fortune telling will turn out to be much more effective and interesting.

Song fragments are numbered. Guests draw out numbers, according to which short musical predictions are read to them. So, what does fate have in store for your guests in the coming year?

Suitable lines from songs:

1. Only a glass of vodka on the table (G. Leps)
2. Million, million, million scarlet roses (A. Pugacheva)
3. Money, money, money. Always sunny in the rich man's world (ABBA)
4. And on the sea there is white sand, a warm wind blows in the face (J. Friske)
5. Oh, this wedding, wedding, wedding sang and danced
6. There is nothing better in the world than wandering around the world with friends... (film “The Bremen Town Musicians”)
7. Oh, mom, I’ll give you chic, I’ll give you chic (F. Kirkorov)
8. I am free, like a bird in the sky (V. Kipelov)
9. You're lucky - you're not like everyone else! You work in an office! ("Leningrad")
10. Voyage, voyage. There, where I have never been (S. Minaev)
11. I love boogie-woogie, I boogie-woogie every day (“The Secret”)
12. Dad bought a car. Dad bought a car. Dad bought a car. (A. Pugacheva)
13. Everything will be awesome, everything will certainly be awesome. Ahead big changes. I know this for sure: everything will be awesome (P. Volya)
14. Oh, girls, I feel like I’m going on a spree. Oh, I'll go on a spree (Verka Serduchka)
15. The plane easily carries me away (Valeria)
16. Everything is in a bunch, but with us everything is in a bunch. Where we can’t get through straight, we’ll go sideways (Potap and Nastya)
17. I'm lying in the sun. I'm looking at the sun. I lie and lie and look at the sun (film “How the Lion Cub and the Turtle Sang a Song”)
18. Freedom, freedom, give me freedom! I'll fly high like a bird! (film “Flying Ship”)
19. The trailer will move, the trailer will move, the trailer will move... The trailer will move, the platform will remain (film “The Irony of Fate, or Enjoy Your Bath”)
20. If there was a sea of ​​beer, I would become a beautiful dolphin. If there was a sea of ​​vodka, I would become a submarine (“Dune”)

From bad habit in the new year
You will definitely get rid of it.
But here's the problem: instead of one
Two new ones will replace them

You will spend your vacation at sea,
You will warm both body and soul.
You spend the entire amount, you get burned five times,
You'll gain six kilograms of weight.

Smile always, smile everywhere,
Smile on land and water!
Fate will repay you for your smiles
A couple of wrinkles and a lot of money!

Either you eat it, or you pump it up,
Or you'll sit in a chair -
Know that next year
You will grow your butt significantly.

If you start kissing
Every day for half an hour,
All dreams will begin to come true.
Life will be filled with miracles!

U higher power for you
Disappointing forecast:
New Year promises you
Love madness!

If you can, without being lazy,
Plow like a horse on Thursdays
Fate will open the way for you
To big, big money.

If you walk across the field -
You will find money in the field;
When you find the money -
You'll spend it all on a spree

Go around three miles
Talkative hairdresser:
Shreds at random
And he'll cut off your ear!

We need to forget for a year
About cognac, tequila, vodka.
Otherwise you will
In crime reports.

The cockroaches in your head will have a very fun year.

Next year your friends will not forget you. You can't forget someone who owes you money.

IN next year all your problems will go away. Because even they are bored with you...

Your life next year will be as multifaceted as a glass. Well, you understand...

Your dreams will gain strength and declare war on your sofa.

Next year you will understand that your inner core is a pain in the ass.

Next year, your body will decide for itself when it sleeps, where it sleeps and with whom it sleeps. Don't contradict him - he knows better!

You will spend your vacation where everything is inclusive - with relatives.

If you get bored, sing romances. Your finances will always keep you company.

The bad news is you will gain weight. Good news- the increase will occur in the wallet area.

We have all heard about predictions. It is known that such work is carried out by people who are, to one degree or another, connected with various forces that are still incomprehensible and unknown to man. Predictions were in demand always and everywhere, in all countries and in the most different eras. Of course, in modern world predictions play a huge role, since there are few people who do not want to look into the future. Even the most ardent skeptics sometimes secretly want to know what awaits them next in life. However, predictions are now acquiring not only a strict character, but also their humorous form. And therefore, more and more often you can find comic predictions.

Comic predictions - what are they?

How do cheerful predictions differ from their more strict form? Initially, it is important to note that such predictions can be voiced for different purposes. Many people get tired of reading boring and strict predictions for the day, month, year. I want to defuse the situation, read something funny, but instructive. And therefore, ordinary predictions sometimes turn into a comic form. It can be just humor, a cartoon, and sometimes there is real black humor. While reading funny predictions, you can have a good laugh and take note of a few warnings that will help you avoid various problems in the near future. In addition, when reading comic predictions, the harsh reality is easier to perceive, and it becomes easier to look at life. Whether to believe such predictions is, of course, up to each person. But it would be useful to take warnings into account.

Where are funny predictions used?

However, comic predictions do not always have a strict basis. They can also be used simply to lift your spirits. A person who adopts them is able to quickly become the life of the party and become known as an enviable jokester. You can use them in the office at work, at a party with friends, in general, anywhere, the main thing is that they are appropriate. Naturally, similar prediction There is no need to take it on faith, it is intended for entertainment only. However, there are also frequent cases when even funny predictions, invented for laughter, came true. So even with them you should be careful. Also, cool and funny predictions are often used at holidays and celebrations. These could be birthdays, anniversaries, corporate and home holidays.

At what events are comic predictions most often used?

The first events where fun but instructive predictions originated were weddings. It's rare to see a wedding where guests don't dress up as gypsies on the second day. And what is a gypsy without predictions? In order to raise the festive spirit among those present and simply amuse passers-by, the gypsy in a comic form pronounces predictions to the bride and groom, and then to everyone present. Afterwards, funny predictions began to be used on other holidays. The hero of the day is always wished long life, health, and happiness. Everyone knows this and is accustomed to it. But a humorous prediction made at the height of the holiday, in which humor is mixed with wishes for happiness and longevity, can ignite it with renewed vigor, make guests laugh and please the hero of the day. Often funny predictions are used at children's parties. Of course, their shape should correspond to the children's theme.

Cool predictions form

Comic predictions are used in various forms. If they are pronounced during a feast or wedding, then it is more interesting to use a poetic form. Thus, at the same time, a prediction can become an excellent toast. Also funny prediction often becomes part of a game or entertainment. There are many table games in which you can playfully guess who the person was in past life, of course, with the same comic result. If cool predictions are carried out at children's parties, then this usually creates a feeling of mystery. You can even hold a costume masquerade for a similar purpose. Children interested in a riddle always accept jokes with pleasure.

In general, comic predictions can be used anytime, anywhere. The main thing is that it is appropriate, otherwise the joke simply won’t work.

Comic predictions in verse in one line

1. The day was bright and bright, like a sweet gift.
2. A trip to the sea awaits you soon.
3. Let a tear of joy shed soon old friend will be back!
4. Down with both anger and revenge, you will receive good news.
5. Wait for the sunset, wait for the dawn, wait for a sweet greeting.
6. Every day and every hour someone thinks about you.
7. Look ahead more cheerfully, wealth awaits you there.
8. Wait a little, the road is waiting for you.
9. Gingerbread and sweets, there will be a lot of joy.
10. Holidays and fun await you at the end of the week.
11. Suddenly you will have a new friend.
12. Wait without crying, luck will come to you.
13. The sun is back and happiness is back - you will meet new love.
14. Expect success at work by next Saturday.
15. You will always have delicious food in your house.
16. Try to vacation in the Bahamas six times a year and then you will certainly, certainly, probably be lucky.
17. If you lie down naked on ice for a long time in winter, no harmful microbe will crawl into you.
18. Someone will be lucky again in the coming year, maybe you or a neighbor - you must always be prepared.
19. Changes await you at the beginning of January, prepare for them gradually - don’t waste your time.
20. Try to run carefully at night in icy conditions, and then you will quite possibly celebrate the New Year.

Funny predictions

1. When giving your beloved a bouquet of daisies, count all the petals. Must be: loves!
2. When expecting a bad event, do not twist the button: it will definitely come off.
3. You are lucky! Therefore, be more modest and do not grab more lucky tickets.
4. When crossing the road, look around - there is a chance of meeting your destiny.
5. Approach your boss with the right foot - and a promotion awaits you.
6. Always smile! And no one will call you a gloomy person. Keep quiet! And no one will call you a bore.
7. Your life is an endless road, so choose a reliable means of transportation along it - a car.
8. Today is the best day for you! Just like everyone else!
9. Buy a book that you don't like at all - and you will find the answers to all your questions.
10. During the first week after the New Year, a pleasant surprise awaits you.
11. When leaving the entrance of your house, turn your head to the right. The brand of the car standing there will soon appear in yours too.
12. If your neighbors knock on the battery today, then a fun and unforgettable New Year awaits you.
13. In the New Year you will win a million dollars, but then you will give it all to charity.
14. In the New Year, you will be able to get rid of your bad habit, but you will acquire a couple of new ones.
15. In the New Year you will be given the most desired gift - goldfish. True, it will be stuffed with rice and herbs.
16. In the New Year, you will learn and discover a lot of new and useful things, but now please open a bottle of champagne.
17. In the New Year, you will have the pleasure of spending a lot of money, as well as the pleasure of earning it.
18. In the New Year, you will get yourself a new pet, and give the old one to a nursing home.
19. If on June 1 you wear your clothes inside out, then many people of the opposite sex will pay attention to you. Maybe you will find love!
20. If you come across a foreign body in bread, know that this is good luck!

Astrological comic predictions

1. The stars are favorable to you. However, you should not catch them in a bowl of salad, otherwise the powerful influence of Mars may contribute to prophetic dreams under the table.
2. Venus in the second house foretells a hearty dinner with excesses and moderate physical activity on the dance floor.
3. Ritual dancing on the table is contraindicated for your zodiac sign, otherwise an unpleasant meeting in a government house is possible.
4. People of your sign are smiling, cheerful, talkative, funny... hey, dear, aren't you drinking too much champagne?
5. Abuse of shouts of “Happy New Year!” is fraught with throat diseases; "Happy New Year!" should be pronounced with just your lips, rolling your eyes meditatively.
6. The stars are not located in the best way: the knee, wrist, elbow and hip joints will be the most susceptible to rhythmic twitching.
7. Your patron planet Mercury foreshadows an unexpected turn of events after your toast to love.
9. From today you are under the auspices of the planet Venus, which will present you with new unexpected love.
10. This night the stars are positioned in the sky so that everything you have dreamed of getting for so long is shining for you.

New Year Wishes

1. Good luck, happiness, peace to you! You will have your own apartment!
2. I wish you to save the style! You will have a car!
3. Luck will not leave you! There will be a new dacha for you!
4. A toast to your health! There will be career growth for you!
5. I wish you good luck! A new addition to your family is waiting for you!
6. Surround you with comfort! And your income will increase!
7. Let success follow! You are the best to study!
8. There are many different impressions! On wonderful journeys!
9. Don't let worry bother you! A new job is waiting for you!
10. I wish you not to be bored in vain, There will be new friends!

Many people believe in horoscope predictions, signs, omens, and superstitions. The practice of predictions is several thousand years old. The prophecies of the Delphic oracle, to which even kings turned, were worth a lot. Sorcerers and soothsayers knew how to “read” people’s destinies from the palm of their hand, dreams, natural phenomena, events and omens. Today, for the most part, predictions for the future are perceived as humorous, but they also make you think and change behavior and perception.

In the east there is still a tradition of serving fortune cookies. Supposedly, a person can pull out his destiny. Comic predictions that are short and funny can be great entertainment for fun company. The person who has prepared such “instructions” for the future for friends has the goal of amusing, delighting the guests, and giving a charge of positive emotions.

Comic predictions can be in poetry and prose, have direct meaning or carry an allegory. Of course, you shouldn’t take what was predicted seriously, these are still cool, comic predictions. What can you wish for the future and how can you design it in an interesting way? We offer several original examples.

Comic predictions for the future in verse

From payday to payday, life gets better!

Stop moping and being upset,

You need to smile more often.

Who goes into the world with a smile,

He is lucky in everything he does.

If you wait another six months, you will find happiness in life!

There are only a couple of moments left until summer, and there, as expected, is a lot of fun!

Don't rush tomorrow, but don't relax either,

Get ready to work, but don't overwork yourself.

Save up your energy until the evening

May the party be fun.

Look around, you see people smiling.

This true friends, on which they rely!

Go to the store with your husband - he received his salary!

Keep your nose in the wind and your tail like a gun.

Let the solution to the question “the glass is half empty or half full” be the only difficulty in your life!

Co next week Every day will seem like Friday to you.

Don’t have a hundred rubles, but have a hundred friends with a hundred rubles.

Learning is light, don't forget to take a flashlight.

Smile - it annoys everyone!

Tomorrow there will be a holiday on your street, don’t miss the moment!

If life throws a spanner in the works, it's time to take a walk.

Dreaming of a vacation? Dreams come true!

Finally you will receive a minister's salary. The main thing is that the minister is not against it.

1. The classic version is shell cookies. Knead the most common lean dough (it will bake faster). Roll out the cake, cut into equal circles. Place the prepared predictions on small pieces of paper in the center of each dough circle. Now make the “dumplings” by folding them in the shape of a shell. Place the cookie dough in the oven for a few minutes to bake the dough.
2. Place your wishes on long narrow strips of paper. Roll each one into a roll. Attach a candy to one end. Place it all in a candy bowl and mix.
3. The wishes themselves can be wrapped in the same sweets under the label.
4. Roll rectangular pieces of colored paper (10x10 cm) with wishes into a tube. Tie each bundle with a colored ribbon. To beautifully present your wishes, find a beautiful vase.
5. Decorate 6x8 cm cardboard cards beautifully, write what you want in the center of each. Cover the surface with a thin layer of clear nail polish (to add gloss). Once the varnish has dried, paint over the area with the text with white stationery corrector. To read the wish, you need to erase the white layer with a coin. Instead of corrector, you can use PVA glue and add a little paint to the solution.
6. You can prepare miniature fabric bags and place notes with wishes in them. As well as decorated matchboxes, chocolate egg toy cases, plastic roll-up balls, and decorative perfume sample bottles with a stopper. In general, there is no limit to your design fantasies.